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The beauty of chainsaw is: you don't usually have to start 'em up or anything… just showing up with one is all it takes.

– – Joe Walsh - 2005.5.17: 01:16, Late Late Show with Craig Furguson, CBS-2


Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.

– – Carl Sagan


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

– – Aesop - 620-550 BC


Freedom is the opportunity to improvise life infinitely within the boundary of love.

– – Mark Smollin - 2001.11.17, one sentence of a book I never finished writing.


Fish and visitors smell in three days.

– – Benjamin Franklin - 1736


Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter.

– – Bono - U2 lead singer


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need advice.

– – Bill Cosby


Every time we open our hearts, we create the space for a global alternative.

– – Marianne Williamson


You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

– – Dean Martin


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

– – Derek Bok


Adults are obsolete children.

– – Dr. Seuss


When we put enough effort into being beautiful – we all shine more brightly

– – Mark Smollin


Worrying doesn't empty tomorrow of it's troubles,  it empties today of it's strength

– – unknown


I believe in human dignity as the source of national purpose, human liberty as the source of national action, the human heart as the source of national compassion, and in the human mind as the source of our invention and our ideas.

– – John F. Kennedy


At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

– – Jean Houston


Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

– – W. C. Fields


Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must first be overcome.

– – Samuel Johnson


Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

– – Maurice Chevalier


Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!

– – Unknown


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

– – Victor Borge


There is no such thing as something alien within this Cosmos.

– – Nillmos Kram - 2002